Trivia: Fratin’ house stickel fifer edition

A round of trivia for the new year. I’ve supplied ten memorable bits of dialogue - you tell me the movie from whence they originated. This was inspired by Nick Rogers’ annual quiz in the SJ-R, although his was impossible, while this one is easy, provided you like the same movies that I do.

Googling = Chump

 

  1. “You mocked me once, never do it again — I died that day!”

  2. “Now go home and get your shine box.”

  3. “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.”

  4. “Mind ya don’t cut yourself, Mordecai.”

  5. “A cute button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks?”

  6. “I wrote sixty-three songs this year. They’re all about Joe, and I’m going to play every single one of them tonight.”

  7. “Let me have a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I’m in a goddamn hurry.”

  8. “Took me, like, three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”

  9. “Where did you get that dress? It’s awful . . . and those shoes, and that coat, geeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz.”

  10. “On the run from Johnny Law… ain’t no trip to Cleveland.”

 

Bonus Question:

What movie produced the expletive in the title of this post?

I Blog on Sunday: no trivia edition

I get paid for this?

Here’s a feature story I wrote on bad gifts. It turned out okay and there’s a great picture accompanying it. French author and father of science fiction, Jules Verne, even left a comment, from whatever dimension he’s currently residing.

And I’ve effectively killed any chance I had of winning best columnist with the publication of this.

I despise this!

Although it shouldn’t, it really infuriated me when the governor, in his recent exercise in public delusionment, asked us all to take a deep breathe and be patient, as if we’re all a bunch of naive children worked up over nothing and he’s the voice of reason trying to offer some calm, rational perspective. For all of his corruption, mismanagement, and phony populism, I think it’s his smug condescension and fake salt-of-the-earthiness that I despise the most. I recently saw a clip of his Daily Show appearance where he pretended that he didn’t know it’s a satirical news program. That alone is grounds for impeachment.

I, wait, what?

Experts have been warning that persistent exposure to the Internet can reduce your attention span to ADD-like levels. I think they may be correct.

Although I can still immerse myself in reading, I can’t seem to devote myself to watching an entire movie in one viewing. I’ve been sitting on a Netflix movie for about three weeks and I’m still only about 45 minutes into it. And the thing is, I really like it. It’s an independent joint called Great World of Sound. I’m dying to see the rest of it, I just can’t . . hey look, a kitten.

You wawk, Mawk!

Nothing is quite as adorable as listening to a child who can’t yet pronounce his ‘R’s sing Jingle Bell Rock. If for no other reason, that’s what makes Christmas great and worth the depletion of all discretionary income.

Dances with Chilblains

Yesterday, to quote Tom Waits, was "colder than a well digger’s ass." I’m not sure what that means but it was deathly cold out there. In the time it took me to go from the Meijer store to my car, get Victor safely inside and load the groceries, my jaw had frozen into a excruciating clench. An Arctic wind bellowed across the parking lot, at one point making off with my cart until a kind-hearted passer-by retrieved it. I’m sure I was mere seconds away from a nasty case of congelatio.

Coming soon!

The trivia has proven to be more popular than this random musing crap, so I’ll return with more, but  probably not until after the holidays. I’m working on one entitled: Who’s on Skins? It doesn’t involve Washington D.C.-based football organizations or great Shirt rivalries. That’s all I’m saying for now.

Cool Christmas Song

I heard a really cool Christmas song Saturday on WQNA. It’s not a holly, jolly Christmas song, but one of those boy-do-I-have-some-regrets-being-here-in-here-in-prison-and-all-type holiday songs. It’s by Paul Kelly and titled, How to Make Gravy. You should like it. Also, check out T-Bone Burnett’s rendition of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, if you’re so inclined.

 

I Won’t Need Reprimanding: Trivia answers

Someday I’ll write a proper blog post. Until that day, here are the results of the latest round of trivia.

Brian snuck in late to take the victory with nine points. This, despite not knowing the bonus questions. Very impressive, indeed.

Three contestants tied for second. M.B. tallied six correct movie answers, plus both bonus questions. Mr. Huffhines and Russ both could only answer one of the two bonus questions (should have gone with your gut, UH), but tallied seven correct movie answers. You boys can argue among yourself as to who is most deserving of first runner-up status. M.B.  did provide quotes to go along with his correct answers, which always pleases the judges, but Russ and UH demonstrated more diverse movie knowledge.

Steve and Doug came in third place with seven. Steve scored a straight seven, while Doug made up his score by being hip to indie rock’s cutest pseudo-couple of the 90s.

Art Vandalay of Vandalay Industries was another late entry. He knew six of the movie answers, but knew nothing of the Lemonheads, although I’m sure Mrs. Vandalay knows.

Anonymous Communist is next with four (2 +2). I would have thought he would know who Mick Shrimpton was, but there you go.

Mrs. BFS and Gish tied for the Best Spirit Award, each with two points, although they went about it differently. The Mrs. knew two movie answers. Gish wore the collar in the movie round, but came up big in the bonus round.

 

 

Now, for our answers:

1. Fran Leibowitz - Animal House (A bit of a trick question since Fran never appeared in the movie on account of her -death by kiln. She is mentioned several times by her large-bosomed friend, which may be why I remember it.)

2. Jimmy Montrose - Sixteen Candles (A perfect “John Hughes name.” Jimmy was Samantha’s friend’s tough guy boyfriend who referred to Farmer Ted as an “asswipe.”)

3. Reilly Diefenback - Fargo (Like Fran, Reilly also did not appear on film. He was heard on the phone as a GMAC rep asking Jerry for the VINs for vehicles he took out loans on.  This proved to be the round’s toughest question. Big ups to Brian and Art for knowing this.)

4. Lili Von Schtupp - Blazing Saddles (An interesting result here. Of the five people who missed it, three incorrectly identified it as a different Mel Brooks’ movie: High Anxiety, the History of the World, and Young Frankenstein.)

5. Milton Waddams - Office Space (AC predicted early on that everyone would get this question correct, but only half did. I suspect that if I had left off the little-remembered last name, more people would have gotten it.)

6. Lacey Underall - Caddyshack (Along with questions one and ten, this was the easiest question. How appropriate, since Lacey was quite easy herself. A great name for a great gal.)

7. Hardy Jens(s) - Some Kind of Wonderful (Mrs. BFS informed me that Jenns is spelled with two ‘S’s, not one, as I had. She must be one of “Hardy’s people.”)

8. Edna Mode - The Incredibles (Perhaps my favorite animated movie. Only three people knew this answer, so it’s obviously not yours.)

9. Mick Shrimpton – This Is Spinal Tap (One of two dozen people who played drums for the band over the years, “[Shrimpton] joined Tap as it regrouped on the strength of Nice ’N Stinky, its late bloomer hit from Jap Habit. Replaced Peter "James" Bond, who had spontaneously combusted.”)

10. Sal Tessio  the Godfather I & II (Corleone confidante turned turncoat. Another easy question -  for people who identify with rats.)

 

Bonus Question:

Who sang Bit Part? The Lemonheads, featuring Evan Dando, on their top-selling album, It’s a Shame About Ray.

Bonus to the Bonus Question:

Juliana Hatfield sang back-up and ranted during the song, which clocked in at nine seconds less than two minutes.

Trivia: I Just Want a Bit Part in Your Movie

Okay, I’ve switched things up a bit. This time, I name a minor character from a movie, you tell me the name of the movie. These are all popular films that you’ve all probably seen. I also chose distinctive names. This should be fairly easy and I’m expected at least a couple of perfect scores, although there are a couple of potential stumpers.

 

To reiterate, your replies will be held in the moderation queue until everyone has had a chance to play, at which time they will all be posted. And don’t disgrace yourself by Googling. Good luck.

 

1. Fawn Leibowitz - ???

2. Jimmy Montrose - ???

3. Reilly Diefenbach - ???

4. Lili Von Schtupp - ???

5. Milton Waddams - ???

6. Lacey Underall - ???

7. Hardy Jens - ???

8. Edna Mode - ???

9. Mick Shrimpton - ???

10. Sal Tessio - ???

 

Bonus Question:

Who performed the song “Bit Part” from whence the title of this blog was taken?

Bonus to the Bonus Question:

Who accompanied the lead singer on vocals? (hint, she was an answer in a previous quiz and a BFS favorite on account of she’s really cute.)

I’m not saying you should vote for me as best columnist in the SJR’s Reader’s Choice Awards

I’m not.

I have no idea what this links to.