*Actual Temperatures May Vary
By Dan on Apr 3, 2008 in Blog, nonsense
I don’t know who Ouijas-ups the weather forecasts that appear in the SJ-R (I think it’s Nick Rogers; it stands to reason), but after making their determination of what the day’s high temperature will be, for the sake of accuracy and truth in reporting, they should immediately subtract 10 degrees. The past two weeks have been major bummers, weather-wise, and much of it has to do with having my expectations squashed by unpredicted colder temperatures.
That’s all I got. It’s fairly busy on the freelance front right now. I’d appreciate it if you could all go into the comment section and turn this mundane observation into a fiery debate on gun control or something. BFS seems more legitimate when there’s daily activity.
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All guns should be forcibly removed from everyone’s cold, dead hands immediately. By the Government, of course. Right?
Dave | Apr 3, 2008 | Reply
You liberals! Put a gun in everyone’s hands. That’s the only way to make this country safe. That, and stop letting anyone come into this galblurned country.
(shoots pistols into the air and kicks heels together like an insane cowboy or a sitting president)
John | Apr 3, 2008 | Reply
Only one gun?!?!?! How conservative can you be!!! I say at least 3 guns for everyone, one in each hand and one in a holster for backup.
(is that a gun in your holster, or are you just happy to see me?)
Brian | Apr 4, 2008 | Reply
Guns are only meant to kill. We need to get rid of them. We dont want to kill anything. I will not even step on a blade of grass and will allow all ants to pass by before walking forward.
RickMonday | Apr 4, 2008 | Reply
RickMonday
You sound like a baby killer who hates the Constitution only slightly more than he loves granola.
nancy | Apr 4, 2008 | Reply
Seriously RickM, all things are good in moderation…or is that with regulation…?
New subject, PLEASE, Dan!
SummerGirl15 | Apr 4, 2008 | Reply
Summergirl,
Even in moderation guns are not good. They are dangerous and kill things. The world would be better off if we threw all guns away. I for one, dont want my child growing up in a society where they idolize guns. The Dirty Harry of yesterday is long gone. We have police to protect us from getting robbed or beaten up by thugs.
I will be helping out on the next Million Mom March that should happen sometime this summer. Look for more information.
Good day and the only good gun is a thrown away gun.
RickMonday | Apr 5, 2008 | Reply
Gus Gordon is this town’s only alchemist able to mix weather forecasts and entertainment.
Unpainted Huffhines | Apr 5, 2008 | Reply