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1. I get a lot of mileage out of this one:

   So, I was walking past the mental hospital this morning and all the patients were in the yard shouting “Eight! Eight! Eight!”

   The wooden fence was too high to see over the top, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what all the commotion was.

   A patient poked me in the eye with a stick!

   Then, they all started shouting “Nine, Nine! Nine!”

   Looking for Springfield | Apr 23, 2010 | Reply

2. I like that.

   Dan | Apr 24, 2010 | Reply

3. Do they have to be funny? I mean, to someone besides me?

   Johann | Apr 24, 2010 | Reply

4. Funny is subjective. You just never know.

   Dan | Apr 24, 2010 | Reply

5. An Irishman walks out of a bar

   nancy | Apr 27, 2010 | Reply

6. When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.

   Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.”

   Replied the widow, “Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was.”

   Yellowdog | May 12, 2010 | Reply

7. Ever hear the one about the blogger who refused to blog and instead relied on a shallow social networking vehicle to exhibit his wit and elicit insightful commentary?

   The punchline is not very funny.

   MB | May 23, 2010 | Reply

8. “Mr. Naumovich tear down this blog”

   – Ronald Reagan

   MB | Jun 23, 2010 | Reply

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   join | Nov 22, 2010 | Reply

10. Dan:

    I have missed your blogs. Did you move on? Are you blogging somewhere else?

    I have been trying to catch up on your newspaper columns (By the way, remember the little people when you become famous.) I have to agree with your article “Online ‘discourse’ is beyond discouraging” which I read from a Delaware newspaper! Congrats!

    Happy Holidays.

    ed | Dec 23, 2010 | Reply

11. I think girls go by the rule ‘promise but dont deliver’, promising boys that they’ll love them forever and then weeks later finishes them… But we could get our own back, girls have miscarriges don’t they?

    liam | Jan 11, 2011 | Reply

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