Not to put too much pressure on any would-be commenters, but Mitch’s assignment is due tomorrow, Friday.

He’s feeling a little defeated today after being allowed to stay up late and watch the Cubs lose so I’m not sure he really believes that good overcomes evil anyway, but he appreciates any examples your readers might provide.

There are many fine local blogs out there, far better than this one. You should explain your situation to them. Go to Spfldbloggers.com and pick one at random, it’s bound to be more to your liking than BFS. Go now. Please!

Thanks for not commenting anymore,
Dan

I read advice columns on a regular basis, yet have never felt the need to write one. Until now.

I never thought it would happen to me but……I like strangling small mammals. It is exciting to watch the life leave those little rascals’ warm, and cuddly bodies. When the deed is complete I feel an incredible rush overcome my entire being. That must be what it is like to smoke crack.

Is this a problem? I feel that I am completely justified in doing this as long as I don’t progress to doing the same thing to hoofed mammals. What do you think? Please help.

Signed,
Perplexed in Springfield