Category: nonsense

Yeah I got on sneaks, but I need a new pair »

’cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there.
 
Any thoughts?

A post about me and you »

I’m more popular than you
My SJ-R column this week is on why I’m more popular than all of you, relatively speaking and not really.
People are more talented than me
We took in a Gus Gordon production yesterday at the Hoogland with the Rewinds. It was quite enjoyable and was made even more so by the appearance [...]

*Actual Temperatures May Vary »

I don’t know who Ouijas-ups the weather forecasts that appear in the SJ-R (I think it’s Nick Rogers; it stands to reason), but after making their determination of what the day’s high temperature will be, for the sake of accuracy and truth in reporting, they should immediately subtract 10 degrees. The past two weeks have [...]

Why bother? »

I Run!
They said it couldn’t be done. They said that I’d never beat "the Trail". But what I tell  you, my friends, is the truth. On Saturday,  midmorning, I faced down the Lost Bridge Trail and then proceeded to run its entire length. To Rochester and back. Ten miles! The pavement was treacherous and its [...]

She looks like Eva Marie Saint** »

Okay people, good debate but enough of this serious crap, it’s time for more of the fluff you’ve come to expect here at BFS.
I posted this question on a message board that I frequent and it got quite the response. So here it goes:
What celebrity or celebrities have you been told you resemble?
These have to [...]