Category: nonsense

Why bother? »

I Run!
They said it couldn’t be done. They said that I’d never beat "the Trail". But what I tell  you, my friends, is the truth. On Saturday,  midmorning, I faced down the Lost Bridge Trail and then proceeded to run its entire length. To Rochester and back. Ten miles! The pavement was treacherous and its [...]

She looks like Eva Marie Saint** »

Okay people, good debate but enough of this serious crap, it’s time for more of the fluff you’ve come to expect here at BFS.
I posted this question on a message board that I frequent and it got quite the response. So here it goes:
What celebrity or celebrities have you been told you resemble?
These have to [...]

There Ain’t Nobody Watchin’ – Run It »

My Sunday AM column today is a rebuke to those who think red lights are for running. In the interest of fairness, I wanted to post a video of the Replacement’s doing their song, Run It, to provide a counterpoint to my position. I couldn’t find it so here’s Kids Don’t Follow off of the [...]

A Riddle* »

He remembered it was about 3:35?**
 
A grand prize for the winner. You must be specific. Google all you want; I thought this up myself.
*Are riddles inherently dorky, or is it just me?
**Question mark added at the insistence of the President of the Frank Gorshin Fan Club – Springfield Chapter.

Local girlfriend tipped-off to Kent’s V-day surprise »

In today’s SJ-R article on 5-foot roses, the last name of a subject was concealed so that his girlfriend wouldn’t find out about his Valentine’s Day surprise. Unfortunately, this girlfriend wouldn’t have to be Jessica Fletcher to figure out that she’s the one about to be overwhelmed with gigantic flowers.

Somebody, not Kent, who knows how [...]