My Sunday AM column today is a rebuke to those who think red lights are for running. In the interest of fairness, I wanted to post a video of the Replacement’s doing their song, Run It, to provide a counterpoint to my position. I couldn’t find it so here’s Kids Don’t Follow off of the [...]

He remembered it was about 3:35?**
 
A grand prize for the winner. You must be specific. Google all you want; I thought this up myself.
*Are riddles inherently dorky, or is it just me?
**Question mark added at the insistence of the President of the Frank Gorshin Fan Club - Springfield Chapter.

In today’s SJ-R article on 5-foot roses, the last name of a subject was concealed so that his girlfriend wouldn’t find out about his Valentine’s Day surprise. Unfortunately, this girlfriend wouldn’t have to be Jessica Fletcher to figure out that she’s the one about to be overwhelmed with gigantic flowers.

Somebody, not Kent, who knows how [...]

Say your prayers, chicken sandwich lovers.

I promise to return with something more thought-provoking later in the week. For now, more mindless observations and petty gripes.

 
The square that shattered my dreams.
As some of you know, one of my life’s dreams is to successfully complete the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle. Last week, I came as close as I ever have. [...]