1st go to Bestbuy, walgreens, walmart, ect. Walk up to the counter and look for the prepaid visa cards. up to $500 each. Buy one from each store. its not listed with your name on them and you are able to buy or use it easier. Use them up as you go, and if you live in a big city there are multiple places to go.

Then you write a self help book, or look online and take someones e-book they sell for $5. Then play with it a little and make it yours. Put your name on it, make a cover. And build a website, or a free blog with a paypal link. Sell subscriptions to this site for $200 a year and sell your book on there for $200 and then with each of the prepaid visas buy stuff from your website with bogus names, and emails, maybe even send out fake newsletters, but you will have to pay income tax, and paypal fees, but you have a better income.. and you went from your current income to maybe $4,000 extra a month.

option 2:

get into the storage auction business. where they auction storage units. Pay the highest price on a a boat load of storage units, clean them all out, and sell the crap in it, and add a few thousand dollars more than what you sell it for. example. you see a nice tool set, you win the the auction, say you paid $500 for the unit. You post on say craigslist the tools, and whatever else was in the unit and maybe a couple other things that was not really there (like a coin collection, or watch) get phone calls and emails from from people who want to buy the stuff, and theres your intrest, sell things for cash only for the real stuff and fake stuff and poof you got yourself a nice income, and you can have fun buying stuff also.

C’mon already!

First off, keep a low profile. No big purchases. None within the first year for sure. DB Cooper got off this way.

Dont change your lifestyle….all too often knuckleheads live the life of Rifey when they cant afford the life of knucklehead.

Art fairs, county fairs, flee markets are a great way to change out bills. Buys items and ask for change. Great way to sift out and filter questionable or marked bills. food workers dont often question a bill.

Travel-Canada and Mexico are a great oppertunity to share some cheap Amercian dollars. Just dont goat yourself into a siutation and look like a mule……Oh Mary Mother of God….
A million bucks goes a long way and leaving the country is the best way to deal with that…..Check out countries with no extraditions clauses—IE; panama, Honduras..

central american life aint so bad when you can live like a king for $40 a day

The only way to launder is to utilize cash only transactions away from your home area or with businesses unlikely to deposit the cash and will in turn pass it down the chain obfuscating its original source. You could only do this rarely so as to make it harder for the trace to come back to the business and you.

Foreign travel is reasonable assuming you have the ‘trappings’ to go with it. Airfare, hotel etc. must be booked, requiring resources to secure such amenities. Assuming you are of modest means to begin with then you’ll likely stay in modest accomodations and come bearing modest accoutrements. All of these modest trappings will immediately make ‘big spending’ a suspicious activity and possibly draw not only the attention of the authorities but also unsavory underworld elements. Of course the closer you are to the third world, the closer those to begin to merge into one and the same.

No I do argue that those of modest means (us) cannot in any way safely launder a million dollars without being caught within 5 or 10 years.