Comments on: Damn it feels good to wear a Red Hat

By: Con maldad hacia sombreros rojo. at gotshoo?

Con maldad hacia sombreros rojo. at gotshoo? — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:23:22 +0000

[...] Babel Fish tells me it means “With badness towards hats red” which gives me no clue what in the heck it means other than recalling that Dan has a vendetta against the ladies in purple with red hats. [...]

By: Ms. DiCenso

Ms. DiCenso — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 15:30:00 +0000

Wade,

I will definitely redeem my #7 @ Brio, but it may be difficult...

Now, I am a marked woman. With a target on my back the size of Texas, it's not in my best interest to leave my house. You joke about the red hats, but they have taken to picketing outside my office, tormenting my dog, egging my house and demanding a retraction. I won't do it!

I have taken to wearing a disguise when I do venture out. If you find me bloodied and battered at TGI Friday's, you'll know who to blame.

By: BlogFreeSpringfield

BlogFreeSpringfield — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 03:05:00 +0000

Thanks Wade.

By: Monkey Boy

Monkey Boy — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:56:00 +0000

I find it absurd that Garrison Keillor is making millions for his “humor” while there is quality humor like this available for free. Good job.

By: Wade

Wade — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 19:58:00 +0000

Dan,

Tremendous writing Man!

Curiously enough I had an experience with a gaggle of redhats at the UCT.

They had a blast dancing to Little Rachel and I... I stayed the hell out of the way. They flowed into the crowd with all the confidence of 2%ers into a roadhouse and partied in their "jammies" with a ferocity most 30 somethings have left behind.

I knew better than to even get up to pee until the frakas had subsided.

Good for them.

Ms. Discenso (please forgive any misspelling Kris) with whom I have friends in common, has always impressed me as a woman of determined and deliberate character. When she is "red hat ripe" I imagine her starting her own band of saucy female brigands.

The picture in my head is one of proud tribes of "mature" Amazons engaged in a turf battle over the Cafe' Brio.

Proud of her for writing that letter because she wrote what she needed to.

I giggled into my coffee, well actually, aspirated my coffee as I read it and I could not stop the thought that "this is something I would have paid see."

The best I can do for Kris is offer to buy her one of Ted's famous #7 Margaritas and hope we can call it even.

So Kris if you ever read this, redeem the offer at any time. Ted and Tony know I'm good for it.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:53:00 +0000

Those red hat people have no sense of humor. I tried to join only to be told I am not allowed to wear my Cardinal Red hat. They said red hat…..didn’t know they discriminated against the Cards!!!!