On Super Bowl Sunday, I’ll be rooting for the New England Patriots to complete their perfect season and bring the people of Bean Town another championship. It’s not that I am exceptionally fond of Bostonians, no more so than I am of the citizens of any other of our nation’s fine cities. It’s just that, [...]

It occurred to me that the most indisputable way for us to prove that we are the real Springfield is to lose a popularity contest to a lesser -field. Winning would feel false and derivative of some idealistic Humbleton. The real Springfield would never win a USA Today contest. It doesn’t ring true.
Imagine an episode [...]